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Post by Esme Cullen on Feb 12, 2008 4:19:36 GMT 2
"Come on Jasper!!" Esme was trying to lure the young man into the car that Alice was currently starting. "I promise that we aren't really going to be buying you moomoo's."
Esme chuckled. The running joke had turned severe in recent days with taunts and promises of torture at the hands of poly-blend flower patterned fabric. But she desperatly needed some new books and a few things that were not readily on hand in Forks. And the trip would cure the horrible cabin fever that was coursing through the Cullen house. It was supposed to be overcast all day and with everyone else either working or out on their own adventures, Esme decided to pull Alice and Jasper along for some quality time...
"Jasper..." Esme called sweetly as she began to walk out to the car. "I'll buy Alice a really great dress...all clingy and sexy..."
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Post by Alice Cullen on Feb 14, 2008 1:25:10 GMT 2
Alice giggled, envisioning her husband in a very granny-like moomoo. "Pictures!" She shrieked, suddenly ruining the effect, "We must have pictures!"
((Sorry, I'll add more later, but I have to go now. Byyye sexface ;D ))
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Post by Jasper Hale on Feb 15, 2008 8:14:34 GMT 2
damn THE MOO MOO. And damn the idiot who thought flowery patterns and old women went well together. damn them. stupid moo moo. . . dammit dammit dammit . . . hmmm. . . it seems i've taken to talking to myself again. . . maybe i should start paying attention. . .
". . . clingy and sexy. . ."
wait what!!?!?!
Alice started laughing. whats funny now?? "PICTURES!!!" oh great.
"Fine," he finally said. "I'll come. But you both have to swear you're not going to buy moo moos."
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Post by Alice Cullen on Feb 21, 2008 0:06:53 GMT 2
Pouting, Alice turned to her husband. "There's no way I'm agreeing to that. You would look tres, tres sexy in a moomoo." Alice grinned slyly, batting her eyelashes provocatively at the man standing next to her. "Please, Jassi?" She whispered, breathless, her voice soft. "For me?" Knowing she wasn't playing fair, she bombarded him with lustful emotions and let him catch her happiness. "Please?"
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Post by Esme Cullen on Mar 3, 2008 15:16:46 GMT 2
Esme rolled her eyes and slid into the front car seat.
"Alice...play nice..."
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Post by Alice Cullen on Mar 4, 2008 4:46:58 GMT 2
Turning to her mother with innocent eyes, Alice grinned, "Play nice? Me? Since when?"
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Post by Jasper Hale on Mar 6, 2008 15:38:04 GMT 2
"Fine, I'll come." Jasper hesitated getting into the car. "But anything but a moo moo, Alice." Jasper slid casually into the back seat, sending Alice's feelings back toward her.
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Post by Esme Cullen on Mar 10, 2008 6:44:27 GMT 2
"Hear that Alice? Compromise is half the battle in relationships. Dear Jasper just said ANYTHING but moomoo's" Esme chuckled as she winked at Alice. They all sped away quickly with Alice driving, at this speed, they would be shopping in seconds flat!
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Post by Jasper Hale on Mar 10, 2008 15:48:45 GMT 2
i. am. so. screwed. . . . help?
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Post by Alice Cullen on Mar 25, 2008 20:47:00 GMT 2
Alice grinned mischeviously as she watched the trees fly by, "Anything, Jasper?"
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Post by Jasper Hale on Mar 29, 2008 11:16:15 GMT 2
again. . . help?
well. . . er. . . pretty much anything?
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Post by Alice Cullen on Mar 31, 2008 0:49:04 GMT 2
Alice laughed in delight and moved to hug her husband, "You won't regret this, Jassi !! You're gonna look so sexy when I'm done with you !" She kissed his cheek softly and sat up straight so she could plan her newest dress-up game. Operation: Make Jasper Even Sexier Than He Already Was. Or, O:MJESTHAW for short.
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Post by Jasper Hale on Mar 31, 2008 10:16:13 GMT 2
aw, shite, what have i got myself into?
"Sure," Jasper laughed a little nervously, "er, thanks. . . i guess."
((how in hell do you say that o.O))
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Post by Alice Cullen on Apr 6, 2008 2:18:17 GMT 2
Alice giggled and cuddled up to him, throwing her arms around his neck. "This is going to be so much fun!"
(( lol, I'm not sure... maybe, 'ohm-JESS-thaw' in a funny accent ? ))
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Post by Jasper Hale on Apr 11, 2008 14:58:04 GMT 2
Jasper put his arms around Alice's smal shoulders. 'Yes love, this will be a lot of fun for you.'
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